I just hope she hangs in there for four more years. If not, we are truly fucked for a loooooong time.

That saying never made sense to me because I’ve had some pretty hot sex while the lady friend laid on her stomach, legs tight together. Definitely could have kept an aspirin in there. #overshare

They don’t. However, I’m not paid for writing. It is not my career. If I were, and it was, hopefully my editor would bring something like that to my attention before it gets published. That way neither of us appear to be hacks who just crank out junk articles as possible for ad money (clicks).

I love beets they make me piss bright red, like I took a kidney shot from Tyson (1989 Tyson)

I love this.

What’s taters, precious?

What’s taters, precious?

Yeah fuck that guy! Too bad he exists because now you have to...

Beeturia, I have a pretty bad case of it. One beet or basically anything red (fruit punch, Gatorade, etc) and it looks like Mike Tyson punched me in the kidneys for hours when I pee.

She has the body of a 13 year old boy so she fits nicely into the feminist category

It wasn’t censored I watched live. The only thing muted was “fuck em”

Its still cool to shit in the pool though, correct?

You’ve gotta be tough if you’ve consciously decided to mutilate your genitals and pretend to be the opposite sex. How brave!!

Dem tits doh

What does “hold white people accountable” actually mean? Here’s an idea, why don’t you round all those barbaric assholes up, ship them off to work camps, beat them, then make them build all your shit?? That’ll show em!! No wait...

Sounds like you feel every white person is responsible for slavery...odd. Arent blanket stereotypes the exact thing that you are fighting against? Your views are just as skewed as the ones you are here rallying against.

Oh for fucks sake...all you have is criticism. What are some solutions that will not offend you? How can people meet your stringent demands and do things in a way that you will find suitable??

Gasp! Too much truth! Person you were writing to will be outraged. Very true statements though.

Intelligent. I should come to life hacker more often as there appears to be people with more admirable memes present and willing to comment.

A locked and loaded mouse trap. Sorry. Hamsters stink up the joint too much.