It’s pretty well done, and I’m glad it’s just a wrap, but this isn’t the right kind of car to give the sleeper/rat-rod treatment. It doesn’t look good, and you’re not fooling anyone, either.

Eh....I think this is only an issue because oversensitive liberal white folk who can’t use those words don’t understand using words like that to make jokes about yourself or just saying the words in general without censoring ourselves because we can. Remember all the clutched pearls over the president saying ‘nigger’?…

You brandish a knife.

Here’s my Counter-Actually to Eve’s blistering hot Actually:

Weird, I always thought it was Otm Shank.

You made my day. Secrets was maybe Conan’s greatest, and most overlooked bits.

?? Kate McKinnon *IS* in the David S pumpkins sketch.

Well, Debbie Downer, you could have just summarized this entire post in one single sentence — “I got a rock.”

Tyler, as a fellow 996 owner I can’t begin to tell you how much pride I have for Apollo 911. We have had our 2003 since 2008 and have babied it constantly. At the 30K service, I did the IMS bearing thing and now have complete confidence in my car, “Heimweh”. I only hope that I can live long enough to see even half…

Armed with a socket set and the knowledge that electricity isn’t magic

Wtf has happened to Jalopnik? Guy “mods” his car by making the factory bypass valve stay open to have the stock exhaust a bit louder and people are complaining that it’s not fair to the general public? Gimme a break people.

Oooh Eve you magnificient beast...

When I convince my wife that kids are things you don’t really need to have, her next car shall be one of these. Mine shall be a V-12, dinks are above the v8 heathens.

That’s fine, but in this context, what she’s wearing is fairly appropriate...

I’ll wait for your outrage when the Rock’s shirt invariably gets ripped off, because reasons.

but what about the people who grew up amd live in tropical South America for generations?

Does the outfit need to be “excused?” It’s fucking hot and humid in the jungle.

But I want to be upset!!

Why does it need an excuse!? Just forget this crap and let the movie come out and enjoy a fantasy adventure for F***’s sakes.