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(Peter Thiel, a Palantir cofounder, has admitted to bankrolling lawsuits against Gizmodo’s parent company Gawker Media in an effort to silence the company. Gizmodo began reporting on this story long before Thiel’s vendetta became known.)

How does “sent emails that were later retroactively classified” turn in to “presidential candidate who sells state secrets for personal gain?”

Yes, send her to jail like we did with the entire W Bush administration. I remember it clearly. The conservative public, upon learning that the Iraq war was started under false pretenses, marched on mass to the Whitehouse and demanded the arrest of Bush. Cheney and Rummy in cuffs doing the perp walk is something I

“Hi my name is Lindy Susan and I would like quantity of two F135 engines for totally usual and commercial reasons for company of planes to fly fast. Please ship ASAP to Capitalist Devil’s Penis...I mean....Florida.”

“Ah, a tasty morsel.”

Truther trigger: This and the structure featured are Beer-a-walls, not Beer-amids. A pyramid (and logically a Beer-amid) is a structure with at least 3 sides (not counting the base). Nice try Cleveland, you fail again.

Full disclosure: I went to Penn State.

Make dildoes out of it.

aka: That time you got the munchies and ate half your body weight in meat and now you’re shitting out a giant snake into the toilet.

Fucking A now I gotta restart the mission

You ever seen Two Girls One Cup? That’s what banana bowels look like.

It’s like the soft serve machine from hell.

If we always made good choices, we wouldn’t have stories to tell...

“I had an ordinary day at work, drank a moderate amount of beer, laughed at 2 jokes, never exceeded the speed limit, watched 2 hours of TV, and went to bed at a reasonable hour”.

WTF kind of story is that?

I know you’ll never understand this, but your comment (and the actions you describe wherein) is lunacy.

I would define A Self Important Cunt Who Can’t Swallow Their Pride as: someone who follows an other into a parking lot to get their point across

Well since noone’s posted it yet...

It’s because of this,

“I think I have a boner!”

Sure thing buddy

This is true.

Our Dear Leader, Kim Jong-Un, had a break like this the first time he picked up a pool cue. Naturally, he was solids, and managed to sink all solids ending with the 8-ball from the initial break. He's since retired from the sport.