Someone in my life used to be like these writers on here. Constantly looking for something to be outraged about. Getting more angry about a comment than the people who the comment was actually directed toward. They are miserable, fringe personalities who believe that now people will be forced to listen to their…

Check your numbers, tgere

I don’t enjoy living inside my neighbors colon so I choose to live in the suburbs where it’s not possible to ride a bike, you pea brained hipster fuck....

Lol. You sound like my dad’s paranoid libertarian friend. FEAR THE ROBOTS!!

Yes, and a government airplane flying at 85,000 feet could hear every word you are saying in your house any time it feels like. You’re insane if you think there is still such a thing as privacy....

Yeah, stupid NASA people...they’re convinced that we orbit the sun, too...you should apply there so you can school them. They’ll teach you how to use Google as well, to prevent posts like this in the future....

A rotten Chinese potato

I just feel bad that kids dad died. Less confusion now I guess...

I always pay for the happy ending. Always.

Yawn. Where does it go off the rails? You lead a very sheltered life, random “writer”.....

As in, we have never brought back precious metals from an asteroid or foreign body, however, you couldn’t be any more wrong when it comes to things like technological innovation...look up the story of the development of the camera used during the moon landings. I’m quite sure there was some profit involved there.....

Yeah, I only drink piss. Fuck sniffing it.

I know, right? What kind of loser would take the time to think someone would care about their useless remarks...good thing we comment here on Gawker where they only let super smart hipsters who pay 1000+ a month for a one bedroom apartment have their voices heard. We scoff at you local news website commenters!!!!

By the time we are in this fantasy situation do you think the powers that be will care about that pesky law that says we can’t use military force against our own citizens?

Yeah your guns will do well against a Reaper drone. Do you honestly believe that if there was some sort of armed civil conflict that your cap guns would be able to defend you from the power of our military? I wish people like you would finally get your day in the Sun and see just how defenseless you would be if the…

Omg I knew someone like you once. I fucking hate her.

Not Jewish. #Dontcare

Hell yeah.

Wow, hey God! Didn’t know you commented here. I read both of these comments and I’ve decided that I’d rather eat my own shit than have a “debate” with either one of you pretentious know-it-alls.... Did you know this isn’t even an original post but a quote.....no, you didn't.

Sorry mom...