So let’s imagine an article where the headline involves something about wow look at the tits on that girl! Wow she has those things just hanging out there for everyone to comment on. Doesn’t that make the hair in your armpits tingle with irony, there Jezzies? Its all good, right? I know it’s all in fun but this one…

Nuca please

We found the fatty!!

I’m sure that’s what Thorne meant, you know, since he’s such a classless hack....???? he immediately corrected himself. I bet he was also making fun of his own son, who happens to be autistic as well. I bet you think Jim Palmer is an amazing booth announcer....ass.

Oh the humanity!!! I’m sure no one will buy it due to their omission....thank all of you brave souls for today’s “who gives a fuck” post

Freedom cookies

I was .18 seconds off the women’s world record time in the 100m dash when I was a 17 year old kid. I always found that amusing. We also ran on a cinder track....

The women have huge dicks