Take your time getting to the Cleveland Indians Tom you bastard! They’ll be champagning it up with the World Series trophy by the time Big Baseball stooges like you get around to actually supporting hard-working blue collar guys like them.

Bryce is a lot more spectacular than Zion if you’re more or less doing it by car. But if you get your Zion hiking permits lined up in advance (especially for the slot canyons) ... it’s a pretty amazing place