imnottalkinboutthelinen
ImNotTalkinBoutTheLinen
imnottalkinboutthelinen

“And when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward. But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray

That’s bullshit, it’s not true, it never happened!

Doesn’t surprise me one bit. Everything Liz Mair has done since Exile in Guyville has been terrible, each album worse than the next. So it makes sense that the terribleness would seep into her Tweets.

Are you in 1996?

Was it not? I thought Happy Days was essentially a TV version of the movie, with the Fonz standing in for the cool guy character; etc.

You’re not interesting because you jerked off in front of women for decades. Why does that mean I have to listen to you? Why does that make you interesting. You didn’t get your career ruined by a vindictive creep. You spent 20 years harassing your colleagues and threatening them with retaliation and now I gotta

It’s a great movie, and my key to its success are the tone of the scenes with the boy. Those are so not “Hollywood-kid-actor”.

i watched a perfect world with my parents as a kid and it’s the first time i remember a movie making me cry my eyes out. i’m gonna rewatch this weekend.

Yes! The Eastwood-acted parts are its weaker moments (though he does deliver a nice denouement of sorts), but his direction of Costner and Costner’s performance are lovely. Great stuff. I remember it was considered a major disappointment at the time, but it’s so much better than a lot of his later-period work that got

That kind of nihilism seems reductive. I mean, we’re all going to die, the sun will swallow the earth, and the universe will eventually becoming unimaginably cold and dark.

“She loves the beach and hates parades" instantly entered our household lexicon. 

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The latest entry to this genre is the Hulu series All Night, which is essentially a reboot of Can’t Hardly Wait, but in 10 episode series form.

Stretching across one meticulously soundtracked night in a fantasy version of New York’s indie rock scene, this inoffensively light adaptation of Rachel Cohn and David Levithan’s teen novel centers on a heartbroken musician (Michael Cera) who’s living out the sad music nerd’s dream of wooing a girl solely through the

Ugh, which means at some point in the future, Logan Paul will bore us with tales of how he was “The #1 Youtube star. In the WORLD!”

The ignorance about the Kent State shooting displayed by AR-10 Barbie is stunning. Setting aside the incongruity of peace activists protesting the Vietnam war while armed, what this woman fails to realize is that such arming of the anti-war movement would have led to tougher gun control laws. The government isn’t too

Two things,

My Best Friend’s Wedding was such a cable TV mainstay when I was growing up, I more or less absorbed it through osmosis before I ever properly sat down and watched it. So I can’t authoritatively say how well the film’s ending plays as a “twist” on first viewing. That said, this “twist” isn’t explicitly presented as

My favorite relatively-undiscussed angle for these people making their stand against our corrupt government with assault rifles and lunatic views: