For some strange reason, I have mainly encountered celebs as they were entering or exiting stores on Michigan Avenue.

No, but Deacon does get upset with Freddie Mercury when Mercury inexplicably turns on a flashlight during the T-Rex attack at Live Aid. 

And enjoy the moment when you realize bass player John Deacon is being played by the kid from Jurassic Park. 

Saturday Night Fever.

Saturday Night Fever.

Man, am I the only one who still thinks The Dark Knight is an all-time great?

She’ll certainly be available for the position. 

I’ve been called a greasy thug too, and it never stops hurting.

I guess he’s obligated to stand up for her, but in my mind, I always imagined his initial reaction was more humorous. In my mind I envisioned that, as he was watching her butcher the anthem, the person who was next to him looked at him for some kind of explanation, and all Duhamel could say was “Don’t look at me pal,…

On the bright side, White Lightnin’s still the biggest thrill of all. 

Indeed. Back in the early 80's, chicks couldn’t get enough of dudes working that whole “pasty, doughy guy with a receding hairline and a weak chin” thing. That look worked better than Spanish Fly.

For once? Michael Keaton has represented the shlub contingent, rather nicely. No need for anyone else.

With James Wolk (Bob Benson) as Harvey “Two Face” Dent

Indeed.

And it has begun:

In my perfect world this would free him up for Man from UNCLE sequels, and also people would want to see them.

The good news, Deadline reports, is that the studio is considering none other than Michael B. Jordan as its next Superman.

(White people don’t use washcloths. I learned that in my first year of graduate-level Wypipology.)

How you gonna talk to Alan Ruck about Twister and not ask him about what it was like to be part of the veritable Murderer’s Row of HITG’s that made up Helen Hunt’s team?