Because Disney is the shittiest of shithole media companies.

Well with 95% of champs having either a shield or a heal or both it’s not like shooting anyone is going to do anything. Typical that OVW balance team would defend themselves when called on this.

They are not. They do very low damage, are easily spotted and evaded, and die in about three hits. They are probably the least scary virtual sharks I have ever seen. Certainly less threatening than Chomper from Banjo Kazooie. 

you press X three times

Your (our) generation has NOT moved away from using any of those words. Maybe you and your friends have, but trust me... They’re out there lol

No they just get replaced

Maybe if the business can still successfully operate while “96%” of the staff is on strike they really aren’t all that vital....
Whatever this is Gawker. Fuck all employers every time and fuck anyone who doesn’t agree even if it was never their call in the first place.

Damn man. Did mom burn your tendies again?

We gave it to you for free, you have no other choice, FUCK YOU! -Microsoft

Man the NFL rolled out Rodney Harrison AND Tony Dungy on this one. That’s like the condescending moralization Dream-Team lineup. Sidenote, fuck both of them.

Well you convinced me to pick this up and give it another try. The POS immediately crashed and I submitted it for a second Steam refund.

joke’s on you for respecting a blog

Found the moron. 

Is there any way to heal without permanently damaging your stats? I completed the trial but then realized that healing powder had reduced my stats terribly and didnt seem to be wearing off. I then just returned the game assuming it was outdated and broken. Is this not the case?

They make things that already exist, paint them white, and write “Supreme” on them. Thereby tripling the value of said thing.

You seem like one of those unbearably pedantic internet culture warriors who doesn’t have the guts to say shit in real life unless you’re directly in the middle of your safe space.

Probably create another fucking “Aaidan” or some shit.

They’re far, far better than the duo of Aikman, a fucking idiot, and Buck, a douche.

Well you were kinda right lol

HES BRINGIN IT BACK. MY FANTASY TEAM BELIEVES :D