The Complete Woman is important work. I wish there were more episodes.

I accidentally put my phone on speaker in the middle of a Risk! story about a guy who shat himself in a rental car on the way to his hotel. I couldn't figure out how I had done it, and therefore couldn't turn it off. My coworkers were not as amused by the tale as I was.

And they said my long-time crush on Ira Glass was "weird, useless and futile". WELL I GUESS I SHOWED THEM!

"2 weeks ago the episode ended on an ominous note with the whole "you are our advertising budget" speech (this depends on Sean being sincere, which…)"

Marvin Phelps?

Also, it puts a real damper on the whole witch hunt that precedes blacklisting if you speak at the televised portion of the rally.

I demand proof that ASJ wasn't blacklisted before the RNC because honestly, when I heard he was speaking I said aloud to myself, "Antonio Sabato Jr.? From Melrose Place?" He appeared on that show in 1995.

When Ritchie tells the family "No." when they ask to read his suicide note. My sister and I laughed out loud in an otherwise silent, somber theater. To the other people at the Shoppingtown Regal theater, f*** you if you can't take a joke.

I hate Pastor Tim but I do want him to end up being Paige's handler. I don't know how to reconcile these feelings.

It's kind of interesting that there's almost no rap on this list. For all the rhetoric about violence in "gangster rap" in the 90s, clear channel was full steam ahead on 9-11?

Show some respect! Dave Chappell in powdery white face's name is Neal Brennan. And no I don't really want him to host The Daily Show.

Neal Brennan? Pass.

Lizz Winstead, please and thank you.