I’ll just lift up my leg and wipe the rim off with my sock, then go about my business as if nothing happened.

A history of oral with Manti Te’o’s girlfriend:

I have never played a video game.

Is this what they mean when they say that on field chemistry is so important in the NFL?

What the unholy fuck do you think are players being locked out of?

never heard of him...imma give him a listen.

We haven’t had any deaths in the family, but thanks to Hamilton I’ve now had talks with 5 year old Little Anne about death, guns and slavery. She also thinks King George was very mean for all the taxing.

I agree with all of this. I just don’t understand this weird helplessness that some parents feel when it comes to exposing kids to things. I think kids are perfectly capable of watching Pocahontas and also coming to the understanding that it’s a story (with TALKING TREES!) and that actual history was different. The…

Not wanting your (general you) children to know about death is misguided and selfish. Yes, I get wanting to protect your child from pain, but death is going to happen to and around them. Explain it to them so they aren’t terrified. It is selfish because you not wanting to have an unpleasant conversation does not…

I'd rather send in Roger Daltrey and Pete Townsend tbh.

And most importantly, you get to be self righteous in comment threads about engagement rings. And who can put a price on that?

I don’t know what you’re talking about.

Oh great, jellyfish have learned how to post internet comments.

This is the least fun thing anyone has ever said.

He wasn’t arguing that Love is, or would be, a superior basketball player.

everything exists as a platform to make women want to fuck you if you’re horny enough, but if your main platform for getting that dick wet is writing then you’re in for a drought. personally, i use a combination of high-speed jet ski maneuvers and magic tricks...but even that can be particularly awful when it presents…

I spent the last few weeks thinking of a tree that we used to have in the backyard of our old house. All those hours I spent under that tree looking up as the sunlight dripped like honey through the leaves. When the thin cold wire of time wasn’t pressing pushing tight against my neck. There was time back then. There’s…

That’s what the show is called, though.

did you intentionally name only players who play for other countries?