Another take on this theme:

You mean that awesome Union that Gawker writer’s joined doesn’t give them health benefits? I think you’re mad at the wrong person.

Sensationalism is dangerous from both sides.

That technology laced sewer must be awesome to make it on Gizmodo the tech blog.

I would be willing to be patient zero in a heartbeat. Nice to see such progress for people with spinal cord injuries other than stem cell and bionic research .

Or we could make it like a Facebook quiz.

“A run for their money”...

It works, didn’t it?

Worst case scenario, in 10 years the NFL won’t be #1 by quite as much in the US. It’ll hold on to enough support to be fine, but it wouldn’t shock me if the next TV contracts (inflation adjusted) are lower than the current deals due to other sports gaining relative popularity and consumer habits changing regarding…

“See you later savages.”

Epic.

Fake

Netflix themselves say that the star ratings, when in red, indicate how they think you will like the movie/show based on how you have rated other items in their catalog and other people who have rated similar items.

I thought this was common knowledge...

*scrolls down list looking for zoolander*

It makes sense that there would be a lot of love for pointless abstract films that “experts” can hold over everyone’s collective head and simply say, “You don’t get it.”

The good kind of touching.

To sum this article up:

I bet some pretty dumb people will too...

The common denominator in all of this is you. Just sayin’...

I always enjoy when out to dinner if someone orders shrimp in a basket or similar fried shrimp type of thing they NEVER eat the delicious crunchy tails. They always look at me like I’m odd for eating them but....OM NOM NOM