That might be the thing I hated most about the movie, which is saying something! There's a difference between a dark joke and plain cruelty and the opening of Paul Blart 2 was needlessly cruel.

I've seen a lot of seemingly genuine love for Under Siege 2 on here in the past.

I will never get the affection that movie movie has.

She didn't get married in Knocked Up, her best/only good movie.

Yes, thanks!

I don't know why but after reading the names of the gangbangers in Do You Believe?, I've got a hunch that the writer(s) of it is/are white.

Unless (s)he would seriously consider voting for Huckabee, Cruz, or Trump, buying them that might be too cruel.

1.) Mad Men
2.) Parks And Recreation
3.) Fargo
4.) Better Call Saul
5.) Rick And Morty
6.) Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
7.) Archer
8.) Jessica Jones
9.) Louie
10.) South Park

Fuck Cosby. I could think of a clever way to say that, but he doesn't deserve anything fancier than a simple fuck you.

Fun fact: one of the scripts on last year's Black List was Wonka, a dark and gritty origin story for Willy Wonka. None of that last sentence was a lie.

Everyone you know sounds insane.

Yeah, if he scream-shouted that 9,000 page long* speech like he does in those Old Spice commercials that'd be awesome.

He's playing a fake person called Ezekial Grant.

Why is not watching an Adam Sandler movie a dumb mistake? The only reason I know of Norm's involvement is because another review mentioned he was in. There's no fucking away I'm watching this, why should I be irritated you haven't either?

Apparently, Norm is in the movie too. He's playing "Dirty Cowboy."

Yes, he's a fucking anti-vaxxer. It actually got his State Farm commercials taken off the air. http://uproxx.com/tv/2014/0…

That endeared me to him too… until I found out he was a Goddamned anti-vaxxer and hated him way more than I ever did for his movies.

It's almost as surreal as Janusz Kaminski doing Cool As Ice two years before Schindler's List.

Yeah, you're probably right. So, the most preparation he does is to point to what clothes he wants to bring so his servants can pack them.

Maybe the fact that taking the role would involve learning how to wrestle was what Sandler found insulting. Considering how the most prepared Sandler has gotten for his last couple roles was packing his luggage, maybe he thought Hess wanted too much out of him.