I'm in the USA, where my response is fully true.

Those pictured are not Civic or Fit LX rims; they're Civic Hybrid rims and only appear on that model.

Also Ran: Audi A4 from the early 2000s

All modern BMWs with autos are the same way - they have a spring-centered joystick (albeit in the normal shifter location) with a PARK button on top.

Thumbs up for another doorless XJ

my Odyssey will beat my BMW in a drag race, and gets better gas mileage while being twice the size.

I really, really don't get the skateboard deck floating in the middle of the back hatch.

1) That steering wheel looks hella familiar. Ford Super Duty, maybe?

My XJ Topped the list of 10 Worst Mods once

This is like spitting on the grave of the name "Cherokee"

To be fair, it's the passenger side on that car.

I have an '05 X3 (6 speed!) and it has f'real VINYL. It also has manual seats and no cruise control.

i.e. an Alfa Romeo is never a "safe" buy, whereas a Toyota is almost always a "safe" buy.

Boner to Engine Size ratio: very low. 

I have never been less excited about something that, on paper, is so cool. 

They are gonna sell a motherfuck of those things.

Oh, also, do what I did: get a top of the line model from a few years back for a tiny fraction of the original sticker price. It's a Honda, a couple of years is nothing.

True fact. I have a buddy who takes his motorcycle to bike week inside their Odyssey.

That thing? Sure. Goes between die schiftenkampf and der twistenschaft.

Sure do! That's the guido!