I’d rather JJ Redick get paralyzed than CP, Blake or any other black athlete get a hangnail. In fact, I’d have every white person die a horrible death if it meant saving one black person from sneezing.

Good riddance. Another dead white guy. Fine by me. Let’s hope his spot goes to a young black stud (yummy!). Every penny of his bank account should be redistributed to the black people he oppressed to pitch.

Deadspin loves black people. They hate white people (they’re TOTALLY not racist though) and LOVES big black men (they’re TOTALLY not gay though).

Timmy is playing out his rape fantasies again.

I got my tramp stamp that says “Insert Huge Cock Here” with a downward arrow at the same place Kevin and Tom Ley did. I only get my opinion from homosexual sports bloggers from Brooklyn (and John Oliver).

Timmy doesn’t like “white” teams. He prefers teams that are full of big black men who can dominate him sexually.

The gay liberal blogosphere is falling over itself to see who is most upset over Prince’s death. Kevin is one of the gayest so he’s very upset.