“I’m sick and tired of people like you...”

Oh Megyn Kelly, how I simultaneously despise and cheer for you

I had to pause the video and take a moment when Newt fucking Gingrich accused Fox fucking News of liberal bias.

Please let this election end already. It just feels so weird rooting for Megyn Kelly for something.

Newty seems triggered. Maybe by guilty conscience, eh?

I think you’re burying the lede here, Patrick. Did the Broncos actually retire John Lynch’s number after 4 seasons? And they were only a dominant team for one of those years, 2005. Honestly, if that’s not white privilege, I don’t know what is.

Be careful, Andrew. Touting yourself as a conservative Maverick is an easy way to get yourself linked to Sarah Palin forever.

More like Andrew Bigot, amirite???

Cannot wait for him to release the TRD version. Hopefully with sweet motegi pillows and underglow. That is what I want in my youthful hotels.

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Woah, that’s super racist!

His favorite historical figure?

Fine, I’ll say what everyone’s thinking: Is there a Mister Koritala?

He blocked me when I replied “Bet you’re going to celebrate with a bunch of cocaine”

Look, I love Canada. They’re awesome. That being said, it’s not like they don’t have electoral issues from time to time.

Does anyone watch anything other than CICGC on Crackle? I think everything else they offer is offered elsewhere.

Phil looks like he borrowed his older and even dumpier brother’s suit.

No wonder the Guy Fieri one is so well done. He’s secretly Scotty 2 Hotty after his career changed directions and he gained some weight.