“Remember Honda again?”

3 mustangs and 2000 bystanders? May the odds be ever in your favor!

“Disorder’s for me. Dat one, too.”

He only made the putt because someone in the crowd told the ball to “get in the hole.”

WayneLaPierre will need several hours for his erection to subside before he can issue a statement.

Roger Goodell is the dude that ruins a good porn by groaning louder than the woman the entire time.

Funny, Adrian Peterson’s son’s face is imprinted on his cleats too.

Idea for Antonio Brown’s next pair of game shoes:

Too complicated, just pump in NOOOOOOSSSSSS until you crack a piston or blow your floor panel out.

Sadly this is the aftermath of a long standing tradition of corruption in the government run electric company who is currently in debt for millions but scoffs at the idea of letting private companies (aka competition) who have proper plans for renewable energy or better infrastructure set a foothold in Puerto Rico. It…

It’s the I Have a Dream Team.

I’ve been an Apple guy from the very beginning. I used (but did not own) an Apple I board. Since then it’s been a long succession of Apple II, Lisa (used but didn’t own), Mac (original, Fat Mac, Mac Plus), original iMac, later iMac (just bought a new one), and iPod, iPhone, iPad and Apple Watch from day one. And yes,…

Can’t

CTE is real, folks.

If you think that’s cool you should see the newspaper throw tricks David Carr does at 3 AM every day. Legend.

I don’t get it. Touching hands is a lot less physical contact than getting your ass handed to you.

Please clap.

his name literally translates to dick prancer

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