Be careful, Andrew. Touting yourself as a conservative Maverick is an easy way to get yourself linked to Sarah Palin forever.

More like Andrew Bigot, amirite???

Cannot wait for him to release the TRD version. Hopefully with sweet motegi pillows and underglow. That is what I want in my youthful hotels.

Fine, I’ll say what everyone’s thinking: Is there a Mister Koritala?

Look, I love Canada. They’re awesome. That being said, it’s not like they don’t have electoral issues from time to time.

Does anyone watch anything other than CICGC on Crackle? I think everything else they offer is offered elsewhere.

Phil looks like he borrowed his older and even dumpier brother’s suit.

No wonder the Guy Fieri one is so well done. He’s secretly Scotty 2 Hotty after his career changed directions and he gained some weight.

“Remember Honda again?”

3 mustangs and 2000 bystanders? May the odds be ever in your favor!

“Disorder’s for me. Dat one, too.”

He only made the putt because someone in the crowd told the ball to “get in the hole.”

WayneLaPierre will need several hours for his erection to subside before he can issue a statement.

Roger Goodell is the dude that ruins a good porn by groaning louder than the woman the entire time.

Funny, Adrian Peterson’s son’s face is imprinted on his cleats too.

Idea for Antonio Brown’s next pair of game shoes:

Too complicated, just pump in NOOOOOOSSSSSS until you crack a piston or blow your floor panel out.