It’s the I Have a Dream Team.

Can’t

CTE is real, folks.

If you think that’s cool you should see the newspaper throw tricks David Carr does at 3 AM every day. Legend.

I don’t get it. Touching hands is a lot less physical contact than getting your ass handed to you.

Please clap.

his name literally translates to dick prancer

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Damn he better get rid of the pink ones quick before the commish’ catches wind of this.

Can you imagine how much air will be released when he pops all of those balloons? He’s going to get suspended for WAY more than 4 games.

Those aren’t balloons. They're Antonio Cromartie’s unused condoms.

Goodell quickly noted that as it was not Williams’ birthday month, such decorations were a violation of NFL protocol. He fined Williams $10,000, saying Williams is allowed to celebrate in the appropriate month, as long as it is in a way that may be monetized by the NFL. Goodell wished Williams well and said to say…

Doesn’t this entrepreneur have a self-sustaining business to run?

I owned this. I regret nothing.

Rocky HIV

Feels.... right.

Only appropriate that on 4th of July the American once again conquers the Brit.

They should skip the marriage and go right to the inevitable divorce.

Give it time.

The only mystery to me is how the Knicks never signed Greg Oden