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Oof. Another problem with domestic violence awareness like this is folks assume it looks like your face is all bruised and cut up. As one of my clients said, “I preferred the beatings. The bruises heal, but I still can’t get the words out of my head.”

Oh hurray, I get to use this again:

I grew up in a teeny tiny little town in a very red state in the 80s. There was still no way to be interested in musical theater without spending some time around gay dudes. No children were either confused or scarred in the process.

SHE DOESN’T EVEN GO HERE.

So, you mean they didn’t get his consent before fucking him?

There’s a Parasitic Worm in Bolivia That’s Making Women Have More Children

12 things every man wants to do with the worlds 2nd largest diamond:

I don’t know what a “DL” is — download? Driver license? I’m by no means saying parents should travel without their kids, or that parents can’t drink or do drugs — but 99.99% of the young hipster parents I know wouldn’t DREAM of going on a vacation where they’d be taking MDMA and be in the middle of the ocean at the

No way you are getting a refund folks. I saw a guy get murdered execution style in Belize and Carnival gave me 2 free drink coupons.

Comic Josh Denny weighed in: “I can’t believe Fat Jew canceled . . . without consulting the other 956,453 writers first.”

Remember kids: Black Lives Matter is a bunch of whiners who are looking for reasons to be offended. The real oppression is a lack of Christmas iconography on your coffee cups.

I've been listening to Undisclosed, so between that and my Law and Order degree, I feel like they could put me on the bench and tag me in if anyone gets tired.

I binge listened to this podcast last week. This new development aside, I think this kid did it but that he shouldn’t have been convicted with the evidence they had.

And then fed her cats a ton of tuna.

Stone. Cold.

She should have lined a litter box with it. That would be a real “Fuck You”.

Twitter is really the ideal place for this story! They should sell books only 140 characters at a time!

“So we vibin over our hoeism”