GOT DAMN. My back hurts just thinking about that....

It is a lie!! I commented on someone else but Frederick's of Hollywood makes this corset that clips and zips in the front. Awesome support for a strapless and low back outfit. I brought one for Prom and threw it out somewhere down the line. I need to find another one! Forgot what it's called!

I like to tell my small boobed friends I'm willing to donate boobage! The grass is always greener on the other side!

Torrid I believe. That bra is actually a DDD or DD. H territory has been a recent endeavor for me. I highly suggest Frederick's of Hollywood :) They also have this corset thingie, forgot the name, the hooks and zips in the front and has a really low back. Wonderful if you want to go strapless and have a low back or…

And here I am bitching about my 44H boobs in a strapless bra. I should check my priorities. Or just focus on my wine and chocolate cake. Wine and cake wins.

Amen. I would say no during a public proposal for the sheer embarrassment. I've let all my bf's know that too. Don't waste your time and money because I will say no anyway MF. And even if you did do that in spite, it proves you aren't my Soul Monster.

If my future Fiance had the fucking nerve to do this shit, or any public proposal my heart will shatter in to a million pieces and I will relocate to the tomb of Ben and Jerry's.

"If you wear too much perfume/cologne STOP HUGGING PEOPLE YOU ARE RUINING LIVES"

Yay! Someone understands! I refuse to see this because I know I'm going to get a migraine from all the eye rolling. In other news, I also can't stand A Walk to Remember. *gag*

WHERE IS THIS FROM?!! I NEED TO SEE THIS WHOLE VIDEO.

Bullshit. School Nurse in California and YES we have to have a medication form for all meds including OTC meds, but California passed a law stating sunscreen is an exemption. No physician signature needed. I believe the only other exception is contact solution. But the toxic substance crap is BS. Even if you consider…

Yes! She's so pretty. I know she has had work done but at least she looks freakin' normal like she could have been born with that face. But boobs still awesome. I feel like if you're gonna get plastic surgery you should come out looking more human than artificial.

"The man is dating a (very talented, funny, POPULAR) Barbie doll."

Well Mr. Pope, my heartless landlord does not allow me to have a furbaby and I have no boyfriend/husband to make a human baby. So basically I have too glasses of water with one half full and the other half empty.

Yeah pretty sure they still wouldn't care. Bonus points because they couldn't be the baby's daddy.

I feel your pain. I never had one either. That and Dentist Barbie. I swear I will never get over that trauma.

Can they be a little more SPECIFIC about the dairy? I mean like it's slippery slope to claiming you should avoid breastfeeding and formula if you don't want your babies to catch the autism disease. Ugh.

If I had a dollar every time some guy asked for my number at a BART station or bus stop I could buy my castle in France by now. I was happy when I was finally able to get my car my Senior year of college not because I could finally say goodbye to my AC Transit pass but because I won't have to deal with creepy dudes…

I NEED A BABY AND A KITTEN STAT! OH THE FEELS!!!

When we were little girls maybe our mom's should have focused more on telling us what not to put in our vagina instead of what not to put in our mouth.