My SO, when attempting to put things together, never fails to reach what I call the “fucking piece of shit” stage.

As a penis owner the thing men are best at is breaking things while trying to fix something... This works on like a gazllion levels.

That’s good, but come on: “You don’t get to cape for white supremacist Batman and homophobic Robin and then use the language of the brown and queer to push your shitty television programming,” is a sentence that will outlive us all.

I explained shade to my parents and my dad said: “There’s a word for what your mom does?” He now rejoices in pointing out shade where he finds it. He’s extremely accurate.

My husband used the word shade around his parents, so I felt the need to give a 10-minute explanation of the word, its origin, and correct usage— specifically throwing shade vs. a read. Near minute nine I realized I misjudged my audience and no one cared. I still finished strong and feel like I made the world a better…

“While we’re out here throwing “direct shade,” I think I’ll enjoy a nice bowl of piping hot ice cream, followed by a refreshing bone-dry shower and call up the president-elect for a bit of moral guidance.”

Have you tried explaining how you’d bring their jobs back? That’s apparently all these people want.
That and open, honest discussion.
Right? Right???
*Cries blood*

Holy shit, they literally whitewashed the characters. I’m pretty sure that was unintentional but it happened. They went from olive-tinted skin (like lots of italians have) to straight north-european pink skin. Thats some next level remastering.

And who helps little kids who are living in poverty and have AIDS. Thank goodness we avoided that!

Just wow, the US can never call itself the leader of free world . I am getting mad at a lot of politicians who are downplaying how fucked up this is, you guys have elected a fascist.

But I’m so glad we didn’t elect a lady who doesn’t know how to email well.

NO I WON’T STOP SAYING IT.

Just a reminder...

He’s currently holed up in a tower with pasty gross dudes whispering in his ears. He is Saruman the Orange

I feel bad for the poor suckers in the 3 buildings he actually owns — nothing they can do to get those names off.

Just in case you were worried that we’ll ever compromise our integrity for the sake of maintaining access!

The state government here runs a charitable campaign for employees to donate pre-tax to organizations in the area. So, every year, I donate a substantial amount pre-tax to PP. There are a dozen “crisis pregnancy centers” that you can also donate to. I had a coworker who was the head of our campaign in office ask my…

Same.every Trump supportingmember of my family is getting a membership to the NAACP this holiday season. And Im answering every hateful post they make on sociel media. No more unfollow/unfrinding for me. Time to educate

I donated to planned parenthood and then got a lecture from a family member about dead babies. So I donated again, double my original amount, in said family member’s name.

Stephen (and team): I sincerely appreciate this. I would like to remind anyone reading this and feeling the way that you and I are feeling right now: democracy is a participatory sport. Yes, the US is a republican democracy, so some of the weight is off our shoulders, but if all you did leading up to this election…