To CNN for hiring those fucktit douchebag racist fuckfaces to defend Trump:

To the 55M who thought Trump was a good idea...

So the actors actually have chemistry, and seem to enjoy each other’s company? Just further proof that we desperately need an animated series.

helll-o Jonny Cruz

But won’t somebody think of the white people? Their (well, our) feefees are getting hurt just all over the place whenever someone says “racism” or “misogyny” aloud. Sure, every non-straight-white-male stands to be utterly fucked by a Trump presidency (and frankly most straight white males would be boned as well), but…

I’m not sure what’s worse –

Our daughter came upon me watching last night’s SNL this morning. She’s a huge fan of the 2016 Ghostbusters. She had NO IDEA that Kate McKinnon was Hillary. She couldn’t see her in it. That’s how awesome Kate is. So I showed her this bit. She laughed so hard I thought she would barf.

“deliver justice at the ballot box”

#MakeTheIronIslandsGreatAgain

He’s also got a court date for fraud.

I have no chill on this either. We could probably both use the human version of this right now:

The most disappointing thing about this election cycle isn’t the focus on “emails” to the point the word “emails” is shorthand for crime (where no crime exists) it’s that Trump HAS A HEARING FOR ACCUSATIONS OF CHILD RAPE IN 2 WEEKS AND NO-ONE IN THE TV MEDIA MENTIONS IT.

Of course he doesn’t endorse Trump.

it’s just a picture of legs that cuts to an image of a man standing in a burning house and he has a goat head and his eyes are the black of the void and then it cuts back to an image of legs with paint on them and then it’s the goat headed man and he’s closer to the foreground and I can smell sulfur and then it cuts…

I had to pause the video and take a moment when Newt fucking Gingrich accused Fox fucking News of liberal bias.

Wrong, I’ve made $280 plus million doing heists & missions everyday I have time & good team mates. Anyone who cries about Sharkcards should look at the game model Rockstar gave us, you can buy & unlock absolutely everything. Nothing is hidden by a paywall as a first point of access, you can earn everything 100% legit…

Yeah, I don’t care at all about where they place me, just let me feel like I’m working towards something Blizzard! I mean, if I have a 3:2 win-lose ratio, my skill rating should be going up, not down. As it stands, I am reluctant to play, because I could have a winning strak and lose it all in two matches.

My brother outed me to our sister and it’s still my go-to when I’m trying to guilt him into doing something for me.

I’m sure they do, But you can’t say the US isn’t the same. Kids today STILL don’t know the truth about “Thanksgiving” Schools still teaching that pilgrims made friends with the indigenous people. US history hardly if ever teach the Atrocities that the US have done to the native Americans and still do today, Or how…