HI I’M CARLOS ROSS I NEED TO YELL MY NAME AND USE MY REAL NAME AND REMIND YOU THAT I WON NOT ONE BUT THREEEEE DAYS ON JEOPARDY SO SUCK IT TREBEK wait no one would have known it was me if I hadn’t freaked the fuck out and posted under my real name.

“Hey, here was this guy and some stuff happened, but I’m not gonna share his name or anything. It sucked. I miss my friend.”