I think the correct term is “poop emoji brown”, but yeah I agree.

I read:

“It’s definitely got a face that might turn people off” buddy compared to its stablemates it’s BMW’s fucking Mona Lisa

My uncle left me his 380SL. It’s in quite good condition and, despite the 3 other cars I have, I’ve thought a lot about restoring it so that I might be as cool as he was.

Hard to fathom someone would spend the cash to swap in a chevy V8 and leave the ugly US bumpers and chrome wheel lips

In short you don’t call not because of 100% convinced he is bluffing, but because a garbage hand isn’t worth putting more money out for it. I just think she doesn’t know the game well enough to understand that was a dumb move which happened to work out. I think its really that simple.

J4 is also considered to be an unplayable hand for the most part. Therefore it’s a junk hand.

You put forward some interesting theories, especially the idea of cheating that’s so primitive it simply tells her if she has the better hand at that point.

This article convinced me that the only qualification for being a “professional poker player” is having enough money to enter the tournament.  Actual skill is optional.

I think she just read him bang-on. Her explanation of “playing Adelstein, not the cards” makes a lot of sense to me; she somehow read he was nervous, saw the 10-9 was a possible straight, and reasoned that if he was nervous it was because he was hoping for straight cards rather than something to boost the…

“Vibrating device” More anal beads!!?!?!?!?!?!?

Strike 1: “No test drives without cash or certified funds in hand”

“The ad claims the high miles and battle scars in the bodywork are countered by meticulous maintenance”

This one isn’t even worth a second glance at 245,000 miles. Do you have any idea how long of a distance that is? It’s 431,200,000 yards, or nearly half the amount of yardage the Lions’ defense is on track to give up this year.

Abso-fuckin-lutely not

If you take a step back and ask “What, exactly, do we need the police for and want them to do,” this sort of situation would seem to be exactly it. Armed and dangerous guy with a hostage. And yet, the police’s actions (which don’t seem to me, to display a whole lot of dexterity and skill in crisis management, at least…

This is one of those “good luck finding another” cars. Even in 2-liter/autotragic form the 200SX hardly ever appears for sale, esp. without corrosion. It’s worth a small premium. BUT, this would have been a $2K car pre-pandemic. No more than $4k in today’s market.

LOL. Lmfao. Imagine the temerity of asking that for this car with a broken radio and broken AC and a broken odometer. 

Seller says it has no leaks, then later says the RMS is leaking and needs to be replaced. Between the miles and the mods $23,000 is just a down payment. No dice. 

Yeah if I were him I’d do that to the whole wheel. I hate alcantara wheels for the fact that they get smooth and shiny and gross feeling after a couple years of normal daily driving use. I’ve seen too many otherwise perfect condition cars, especially CPO AMG suvs with like 25-35k miles, that are sitting on the lot…