After reading about the mother throwing her baby out a window & the creep who was holding a 14 year old hostage this is exactly what I needed.
I had this exact thought. I guess those parents can donate that money. And if you are that opposed, don’t let your kid go to the concert/whatever they were doing. But don’t punish the school by forcing their hand to deny $10,000 of most likely much needed funds.
My all-time favourite was the episode with the woman who “hated brown” and her living room was redecorated in an “all-brown everything” theme and upon the reveal she was so pissed that she nearly choked out her friend that participated in the redecorating.
This stuff is so funny. Reminds me of The Vader Sessions.
I think it’s the fact that the Kardashians are inconsequential and yet have been elevated to their current status by the masses that makes people upset. It makes me upset. If the masses find these assholes even mildly entertaining, then the masses have a laughably, pathetically low intellectual stimulation threshold.…
Where the hell else are we going to get bad ideas for sex acts delivered with that much alliteration? “Thirty-Six Ways to Drive Your Man WILD” doesn’t fucking write itself, you know.
It is the First Family for trashy people. Like the kind who buy Cosmo. I’m sure the Obamas got a good laugh out of it.
Eh, it is gross to even tongue-in-cheek call the K clan the first fam & I would be irritated if a publication I actually read were to stoop so low, but it is only Cosmo - a sad rag I haven’t taken seriously since adulthood.
I believe you’re mixing up Latin@ with Hispanic. While there may be overlap in some cases, they aren’t interchangeable terms :)
...Since forever? Not part of Latin America. A tiny portion of the population have Spanish ancenstry, but Filipinos are generally considered to be Asian/Pacific Islander.
Since the Pacific Ocean formed? I dunno. This is a tough question to answer.
Your wedding sounds goddamned delightful. I want to start a service where, if you know you have to invite someone awful, you invite me and I glare at them and eat the food and gush about how good it is to you. Like a designated mourner, but for weddings.
My wedding had exactly one problem: it was colder than anticipated, so we had to cut the outdoor cocktail hour short and move it into the dinner tent. Which was heated. Also, warmed beverages were served.
Was there food, that you could eat? Good wedding.
In other words, these guys are so insecure that any woman who has had sex with another man is a threat, as she now has something to compare him to. What a perfect summation of the MRA movement.
I have a sick feeling that these men who have no idea how to find a clit also have no idea that a hymen isn’t a membrane of skin that completely covers your cervix until a penis comes along and pops it like a balloon. If it was, “virginal” women could never have a period or any discharge.
No hymen, no diamond? No problem!
“Lebowski quote”