Because the NFL is governed by rules and everyone has to follow them unless they play for the Patriots.

That kick was good, and it is absolutely outrageous that it is not reviewable on a technicality that should not exist. If the Premier League and FIFA can have goal decision technology, it is abject insanity we can’t have the same technology deployed for field goals in FCS, Bowl Games and the NFL.

Normally when Rick Pitino is telling people to get fucked, he's talking to high school seniors.

ugh the thought of the smell made me wanna hurl

I don’t know if I would have time to hit the “entertaining guests by inserting the wooden leg of chair into his rectum party” when I have to stop by the “fisting party”. Both sound like fun.

But that’s the only thing that worked all game!

I can help, Brian. Just tell your missus tonight when you see her that every so often you want to go to Chipotle with your colleagues, and you’ll let her know when so she doesn’t have to pack you lunch on those days. She’ll not only be totally fine, she is probably thinking right now, “You know it would be nice to not…

BENJAMIN FRANKLIN IS KILLIN’ THE GAME!

He doesn’t have to prove that strain caused it, pursuant to the tort doctrine of res ipsa lockerter.

Honestly, if you (1) went to Syracuse, (2) played lacrosse, (3) looked like a douchy frat asshole, and (4) were named "Hayes McGinley," how could you not totally expect to get the Jesus Fucking Christ beat out of you at least once in your life by a guy named Big Jim Whitcomb.

"I used to watch Scrubs after school every day."

My wife puts ketchup on chicken all the time and I think I want a divorce.

I'm gonna be sad when all the QBs who were in ESPN NFL 2k5 retire.

I've been thinking about this, and I think it may have something to do with the fact that they don't really have true nicknames. So you say Liverpool, Manchester City, Chelsea, instead of Rays, Yankees, or Dodgers. And because of that, their city name almost become their nickname, and I think Americans make that…

Let me tell you. Insufferable American soccer fans (the same ones who follow lower league teams and call soccer football) use British grammar (the plural) when writing about soccer.

No shoes, no shirt, no fiesta

That's so sweet

The chubby kid playing his clarinet at the girls' soccer game is the best story I've ever read on one of these "Send me your tragic stories" posts Drew does from time-to-time. I was laughing for five minutes at the mental imagery of this girl tying to play soccer while a pudgy kid blows on a clarinet in an effort to…