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I always thought Chief Wahoo looked more Hispanic than Native American

No, sucking at football is destroying his career. His self-comparison to Muhammad Ali is laughable at best, questionable with respect to his mental health at worst

Whatever it is, I’m sure Albert Belle is behind it

I’m more mad at the guy recording the fight. Anything for the lols. He talks shit and doesn’t even jump in. I’m surprised the Jaguar fan turned around; the Bears fan looks like someone I wouldn’t want to mess with, mostly because of the black headband

Why attend pro football games again?

Girl looks hot. No problem here. Hope he chased it with a shot

What about Stetson University? They should make the cut

I’d say that Law is pissed because Tebow fucked his girlfriend, but... yeah...

Worst city-team dynamic: Tampa Bay-Rays, Miami-Marlins, Los Angeles-Rams, Denver-Nuggets, Jacksonville-Jaguars, Milwaukee-Bucks? Which two would you relocate and to which city/cities?

Don’t be mad because he’s a frat bro and reminds you of that guy(s) that pulled the same shit on you back in college. Glad to see you found a place after Gawker.

“Tampering with private communications”? Good try, 1L. Send me the precedent on “dressing rooms” having an expectation of privacy, and then show me whether the room in question was actually a “dressing room” and not something else. Show me the employment contract while you’re at it. DOFH.

You realize that crimes have certain elements that need to be satisfied, right? Based on what we know, those elements are not satisfied which means no crime was committed.

#3 and #4 are not a big deal. Trump sounds like some frat bro. What he did isn’t really outrageous; might be frowned upon, but not really a problem. JFK did about the same. Shit, most guys that I know pull the same game and it works

That’s nothing. Let me seem them ice during the match, then I’ll be impressed

But did he grab her by the pussy?

Do you write about anything else or just Trump?

This “protest”-thing is a week or two from being irrelevant. Nothing is going to change and the underlying social issues (i.e. income inequality, poor education, etc.) that need to be fixed won’t be addressed. These protests are addressing the wrong problem; quit pushing an ineffective agenda and focus on real issues,

Are you high? Or dumb? Both?

No, bruh. He’s going to discuss how Bill Clinton raped a woman while he was governor. And also downplay a decade old video of guys talking like guys.