You're trolling, right?

"All Dutch people must look alike." No, all Dutch soccer players dive alike.

Only if you follow it with, "AMIRITE BRO??!!"

I'm surprised that Deadspin deleted my comment because it provided information on a defamation suit. Anybody can google "defamation" and figure it out themselves.

Sounds fair.

1L was okay. Studying for the bar now. Dick.

Not for being discreet, but she could be liable for damages based on defamation. But the application of defamation turns on whether the players are damaged by her disclosure and whether her statements are false (i.e. they actually tipped well and she's lying). Specifically, this could be considered libel since she…

"You're doing it wrong."- R. Kelly

This is disgusting. He's wearing a white t-shirt with chinos. J Crew would be pissed.

Why did I spend time watching this? It's almost as bad as TNA Wrestling before the 1-2-3-Kid

"Meh." - Guillermo Ochoa

Better than "the Hat of North America." We're looking at you, Canada.

"And it makes the city look bad." No lady, Pittsburgh makes the city look bad

"I'll be rooting for the Reds as long as is doesn't mess with Pittsburgh's chances at a pennant."

This is great

Jeez, let's act like we've been here before. It was our first game.

I'm not clicking on that "Nude All Blacks" link. The last time that I clicked on a link, there definitely weren't any dancing bears.

Given everything that is known regarding the level of prostitution that occurs during the World Cup, I'm sure that there will actually be plenty of happy endings in Brazil.

Is this how the score was changed to 69-69? Damn little leaguers..

I'd put that certificate right next to my Barber School College certificate.