14 hours from NYC

Attempting to have fun only make you look like an idiot. Just don’t.

Costume looks cool. Maybe it’s time to remember that Halloween is about having fun for the night, not getting pedantic about the proper interpretation of a comic book character.

free porn’s been built into it since iOS 1

I don’t like this game enough for all that.

Don’t underestimate the tiny arms!

DK looks like he's jerking two dicks off on his own face. I thought Nintendo was a family company. SMDH.

If it plays as good as it looks then I will gladly forgive the new costume.

If he isn’t, that’s totally CENSORSHIP.

There’s a very important plot reason why Reedus isn’t wearing clothes, and it will bring tears to your eyes.

Actually I play all the crash games extremely often now.. 2/3 are very fun for platformers, which this generation lacks. And don’t get me started on how amazing Crash Bash is for a party game

I’m guessing the Jabba the Hutt fragrance was shelved.

I feel like that was arguably the point, and the charm of the game

It’s all about balance. Nature will always ensure things are in balance one way or another and will not give two fucks about us in the process.

+1 for the ironic non-clickbait title. Well played!

Eh, I’d be OK with giving him another chance (if it was offered, which I don’t think it will be).

What is "only" $78 to you might be a hell of a lot to another person.