Those are awesome and slightly expensive for the authentic versions. You can probably guess how I know.

Let’s see new found freedom from Mom and Dad and semi privacy. Condoms should be #1 on this list.

That’s 191st Street.

I know that crossing well. I worked in the industrial park right next to them for a while. Never had that happen though! You’d think with railroad employees right there working on the gate someone would have been flagging traffic.

Haha, oh shoot I’m not sure you were joking. I’ve worked for companies that thought holidays (even Christmas) were just another day. You’d work a full shift at regular pay and be told it’s the customer’s fault you had to work. In reality, the customer’s would be okay if we just told them we were only open 364 days off…

I was going with late 90s early 00s Taurus.

I really want a Baja. But this makes me think, this is fairly impractical for most things. My wife’s minivan can haul more than this and has a higher tow capacity as well. Previously, the only reason I’ve found to avoid these is they are way too expensive given the age of the vehicle. I already have a 15 year old rust…

That is a well done boot. 

How about we compromise and choose cloth?

I have Cousin Eddie and his RV as a part of my Christmas village. It includes the Griswold house as well.

Back in my day (the 90s) we kids didn’t have cars that could go 100. Our speedos only went to 85 and getting up that fast was next to nearly impossible in my 100hp Ranger. Pegging the speedometer in that car was a scary feat and at those speeds with none of today’s fancy safety features meant that you would probably…

These are awesome. I must say that I’m a little disappointed that I live not too far from the big Tire Rack in South Bend and yet none there. I still have close to a decade before I’d have a kid to take to one of these though.

I pay less than $10 for 2 vehicles every 6 months. I would agree if it were that much money.

I can change a tire and have done so in many dangerous situations like on the shoulder of the expressway. I’ve finally realized that I’m not willing to die for a flat tire. I’ll let the tow come and either tow me to a safe place or park their much larger vehicle with emergency lights behind me so we can get that tire…

I am about to equip my vehicles with an actual socket and breaker bar for the lugs. It is amazing how much easier it is to do it with better tools. The lug wrench that is provided in the kit is typically garbage and you have to stand on it more times than not to get it to move and that is if it doesn’t just bend or…

I’m all about roadside assistance. It costs me less than $10 every 6 months on my insurance policy. But if you can fix it yourself, do it!!! This past couple years I have found myself stranded for hours at a time waiting for a tow. Each time it was for something that was not easily fixed on the side of the road while…

Onions, huh? Somehow I’m betting this guy has a dozen children but don’t worry he finally figured out it had to be Vidalia onions and only those that were hand picked in Georgia.

I like the guys ingenuity however misplaced it may have been. But sometimes you gotta take a step back and think you know I could just buy something else that better fits my needs. Maybe a 500x if you wanted to stay with a Fiat.

So I had read this a couple weeks ago on another site and came to the same conclusion. The math is definitely not in favor of this being a true story. 

This new vignette is going to get me to spend more money to expand my vintage video game collection. In other words, I approve.