long time reader - 6th time commenter. My fiance is telling me I need to pay $4,000 for wedding flowers. WTF right? right?

Slow day at the deadspin head office?

The difference between European soccer and American soccer. Shirtless overweight dudes. Proof: 22-24 second mark. ‘MERICA

I heard Kubiak’s already on his way to get some ink done

I heard the price of admission is going to be that you have to take tickets to an Islanders game...

The last time an old Johnson was the big story in the NBA it ended with Donald Sterling selling the clippers

Alley oops

I got engaged last night (like a sucker) which means soon my money will be “our money” and vice versa. This means my future wife will now technically be paying half of my unreasonably priced golf membership. Any advice on how to steer her away from wanting her own membership (which is inevitable) so I can avoid the…

I think my handle for this site says it all

Is this a boner joke that is too clever/subtle for me to understand? Does the word boner get approval on this website? Boners!

Yeah! You’re right - isn’t he the brother of that guy that started that burger chain?