Probably could have got it off himself if he didn't have ALS.

GIGANTIC HANGER

Come on, Timothy. Admit it. This last season of the Miami Heat was pretty funny.

That was the coolest frickin move ever. What a cool headed badass.

And on the 8th day, God created #000000, and it was good!

"This derivative of the M1 Abrams Main Battle Tank was developed after the cancellation of the grossly elaborate Grizzly in 2001."

If I'm eating out I'm definitely not asking the waiter/waitress for a "bin end list" of wine. That's just self deprecating. If you're eating at a nice enough place for wine buy the nice stuff.

This is really touching. She'll be shooting significant others through bathroom doors in no time.

Gather around the campfire boys and girls, Grandpa has a story to tell you:

Its actually Ray Albers, apparently:

I don't move my lips when I read.

There is negligence no matter how you look at it. As a racer, a Professinonal one at that, it's his (Stewart's) job to pay attention to everything on a race trace. The fact there was a caution (yellow flag) out only amplifies this. He saw Ward and if he didn'the wasn't doing his job.

I think I speak for everyone: Fuck cyclists!

Clemson Fan: [Walks by]
Stoudt: Boo.
Clemson Fan: JESUSCHRISTJESUS THIS THREE-YEAR BACKUP IS OUR STARTER THIS YEAR JESUSCHRISTJESUSCHRIST [Runs to put money on Florida State]

Really dumb car

I haven't watched it yet and I don't care who wins (but I'll still watch it for entertainment value). I'd take the base Porsche any day.

i see another movie in nick cages future.

FIFA: For when you want to feel better about the NFL.