Why is this guy the best? Breaking into festivals so that tens of thousands of honest festival goers can pay for the bands this guy is enjoying?

Wow, this is a big mystery. After you solve this you can figure out if water is wet, if the sky really is blue and what exactly is up with airline food.

Great advice! Ladies, just activate your "pregnancy off switch" and voila! No babies!

1. You're wrong about that, especially in a poor country like Mexico.

Why would she want to be people? Dogs are so much better than people!

My dog is a *huge* fan of this as well. When I still had my Miata, she loved going for rides!

As long as they also get the terrorists email then I'm fine with it.

What if I told you, you CAN choose your employer just like your can choose your doctor.

At least his name is accurate

As a nonbeliever, I really wouldn't want to marry a religious person. But my horoscope said that I'm destined to marry someone of deep faith, so idk

Sorry did you slip and fall again?

What is with a $5,000 fine? That's like fining one of us $5. It does absolutely nothing to deter the flopper from doing it again in the future. Want to take a bite out of his wallet? Fine him a percentage of his paycheck -_-

JEEP!!

Well, he certainly harmed the U.S.' public image. Given that I'm an American, I would say that he's indirectly harmed me as a result as well.

Good grief - just let them die. Anyone stupid enough to OD on a substance like that probably doesn't worry too much about having a fulfilling life.

What a bunch of pussies.