Wow, this is a big mystery. After you solve this you can figure out if water is wet, if the sky really is blue and what exactly is up with airline food.

Great advice! Ladies, just activate your "pregnancy off switch" and voila! No babies!

1. You're wrong about that, especially in a poor country like Mexico.

Why would she want to be people? Dogs are so much better than people!

My dog is a *huge* fan of this as well. When I still had my Miata, she loved going for rides!

What if I told you, you CAN choose your employer just like your can choose your doctor.

At least his name is accurate

As a nonbeliever, I really wouldn't want to marry a religious person. But my horoscope said that I'm destined to marry someone of deep faith, so idk

Sorry did you slip and fall again?

What is with a $5,000 fine? That's like fining one of us $5. It does absolutely nothing to deter the flopper from doing it again in the future. Want to take a bite out of his wallet? Fine him a percentage of his paycheck -_-

JEEP!!

You know what is the ultimate tailgating deterrent? not loafing in the passing lane

Guy in the red shirt is my favorite. Watches the whole thing go down, and then just completely turns his back.

The cities really irritated me in Skyrim. The 9 major cities are supposed to be these large, important capital cities, but they're all so miniscule. Look at Whiterun, there are maybe 20 buildings there; that's a hamlet. How many people could live in such a place, a few hundred at a generous guess? Meh, a couple…

It was clearly suicide. That's a much different scenario than a useless accident.

I cringed even reading that out to myself. I don't think i have the personality to say that to someone