Stretcher is not a verb, Patrick, you brilliant human being. Its a noun. I believe you meant to say he was carried off of the ice while on a stretcher.... yikes.

Gotta love racist deadspin writers!

Nice attempt at turning absolutely nothing into something but failing miserably.

The puck crossed the line completely. That’s a goal. There’s nothing bizarre about that.

Bill demonstrating terrible writing skills? Must be another normal day. #celebratehogan

Congrats on not being liked by anyone

Ley, you need to get out of the house more. Many teams hover around 73 wins every season and many players hover around 400 three pointers per season. Either you just started watching or you just have no life.

It’s awesome to see de Jong bringing a euro style of play to the league. His addition to the mls helps not just as a player but also as a culture. He’s football at its greatest. Awesome!!

Barry, you really are the worst person for this job. Just resign already.

What a disgusting fatass!! He really should be ashamed. I question why his idiot family hasn’t stepped up either.

shut up, no one cares.

Being religious, which Sloan is, has been proven to be a sign of early onset dementia. That diagnosis should be no surprise at this point from him.

What a stupid thing to write a blog post about.

Yay cocky little affluent bernie supporting pricks acting like cocky little affluent bernie supporting pricks. Excuse me for not wasting time watching this.

You need meds... seriously. It will help you live life as much as possible without being so miserable.

Awesome I’m so excited to watch a young punk get undeservedly rich and abuse everyone around him. Exciting!

You’re a good liar

I really wish dead spin would get better weekend writers

The deadspin weekend crew attempting to keep things interesting until the real bloggers come back on monday...

What a pointless thing to write a blog post about