Is his seat tube being checked for a possible electric motor? My sources at the race suggest his cranks are not spinning naturally. Leave it up to deadspin to completely ignore this when reporting on the race!

Looks like the weekend blog crew is trying it’s best until the real writers return on monday.... please, try harder.

It’s disturbing how low quality this production version of the rift is. What has oculus been doing this entire time??

More and more it’s becoming clear: don’t bother working hard in life, we’ll just give you everything for free!

This is the definition of epic. High five to this hostage!! Sometimes I really do feel good about humanity...

Judging by your writing you, also, are a goddamn child.

You realize there are other meats in the ocean than fish, right? Idiot.

Case in point: Patrick Redford at writing.

Aren’t you afraid of the mass of people that elected a radical islamist, that wasn’t even born in the USA, as president?? Now that’s terrifying.

I want Trump as president but did not cheer for aids. Your confidence in your statement has now resulted in you being completely made a fool of.

You summed it up very well

He’s got my vote so yes, be very afraid little child and welcome to the real world.

Why mention he hit his head? One thing has nothing to do with the other. That’s like saying he died 6 hours after taking a sh*t. It’s unrelated, it doesn’t matter. Give your paycheck back.

Sweet hell what a waste of a read. I feel bad for your husband. Does he know what an emotional disaster he’s walking into??

You’re being too logical. Remember, these are women we are talking about.

The man who invented modern soccer.. bwahahaha.

The fact that it’s not all 54 shows there’s nothing wrong going on. Why even write such a stupid blog post?? You discredited your self in the title already.

You know who else has a 3 to 6 month prognosis? Gawker. #celebrateHogan

It’s hilarious when people say someone is bad just because the person tells it how it is. Let me guess, you’re scared of Trump too?

And that stubborn attitude is why John harbaugh will never actually win anything in the nfl. Keep wishing you could measure up to your big brother!!