I take it you’re not familiar with the concept that a sports league is intended to make money, and thus should make fans happy.

“Everyone”

So all those racist, violent European soccer fans hate us?

And if soccer were an ice cream flavor, it’d be pussy.

He hates soccer.

See, there is this thing called a “subscription” when it comes to magazines. It makes life easier and cheaper when you want to enjoy your favorite periodical. However, it also means that you are then forced and be subjected to things you never expected and do not like. As a paying customer, you have the right to…

I have a multitude of reasons for hating soccer and none of them has to do with the offsides rule (don’t even know that that is):