It’s very telling that teachers (also strong union members in most states) ALWAYS come for their own when one is accused of mistreating/abusing students or otherwise abusing their authority, and cops never ever do.

Imagine how embarrassed you’d be if a coworker pulled this kind of shit, and think about how every single cop is proud to defend these assholes.

Did the cops and unions ever even acknowledge that they were subsequently immune to COVID after drinking said bleach? I mean, c’mon, silver lining there!

I hope he gets his cold, creamy justice.

Did they arrest themselves for filing a false police report? No? 

I hope he wins. I fear that some cops will see him alone at some point and “fear for their lives”, because the cops got real form for that sort of shit.

Police - “If you defund us, whose going to protect you?!?’

The judgements when he wins should come right out of union funds. 

“As I was adding the custard, one of the officers said, ‘At what point did you add the bleach?’

Cops are the biggest fucking snowflakes in the world. This is just like all those cops who claimed to OD on fentanyl from touching some - which is impossible, and it was all the placebo effect. Fucking babies. 

I haven’t seen this, but I really hate the fact that people keep reptiles—any reptiles—as pets. We don’t know enough about reptiles, for the most part, to know how to treat them properly, and being kept in captivity can be pretty dangerous for them. And while we’re learning more about the way their brains are wired,…

Thank you for reaffirming my fears and confirming my need to turn on the lights and peek into the toilet before using it is ALWAYS justified!

In the meantime, Michael Phelps can use his Marfan Syndrome as a physical advantage with zero criticism or rewriting of the rules.

Banning Soul Cap is stupid. I used to swim competitively back in high school. Nowhere remotely near Olympic quality, but I swam enough to know that a larger cap would not give you a competitive advantage; it would in fact be a *disadvantage* because it would slightly increase your drag.

^♫Straight White Man♫

I said it before that Jamie Spears is a predator and the rest of the family was in on it, and people on here were whining about how I didn’t know the whole story. Well, the whole story is out, and dude is even worse than I thought. This nonsense needs to end now.

It does feel like the dancing circus bear is finally able to speak for itself and confirm life has been just as awful as it looked. 

I can’t believe no one has mentioned “Fat Monica” from Friends yet.  We are supposed to laugh at Courtney Cox in a fat suit and see her as the butt of every joke.  Very traumatic for every teenage girl to watch!

Interesting. If you look at some of the smaller lingerie companies that sell mostly online (and growing), their marketing is so much different. It’s models of different sizes, ages, race, orientation, ability, instead of some overly sexy white model who’s tits are being painfully pushed up.  I’d say that more…

Victoria Secret is the Applebees of undergarments. There are better options in every dimension, but force of habit and ubiquity have kept them alive long after the sun has set on the mall era they thrived in.