Smarty pants

That sweaty gleam of shame...

As someone who has Amazon Fire Stick, Chromecast, Apple TV, XBox 360 and a fully loaded GVTC Cable account with most movie channels and HBO/Showtime packages, seriously WTF. WHY is it always necessary to plug in a single device to get something? If it's on Amazon prime instant, it's not on anything else, vice versa.…

Good point, I never thought of that. I did wonder, although I doubt anyone's sitting, waiting, wishing for an iwatch, why they hadn't come up with any competition to the android watches. I personally think they're garish and wouldn't want one no matter what brand.

Videographer/writer here, I get that lot too. I'm always annoyed and make it a point to give them the look that questions whether or not it's a blatant insult or just a casual faux pas.

Yea seriously this kind of thing makes me realize how stupid and ridiculous the wedding industry is. This was a huge waste of time energy effort money and other resources. I applaud and your heatedness, otherwise known as passion, as a working woman myself.

Like anyone really needed it but just one more reason not to buy a $10 disgusting turd burger from this asshole. Sneak in pretzels and a flask, and save calories while you're at it. Honestly, this is so disturbing.

I'm only on the teacher end of the spectrum here (childless late 20-something here), and let me tell you, it is AWKWARD having to refer to childrens' (9/10 times boys') genetalia, and going around saying "Don't grab your penis" just doesn't feel right. I refer to them as peeps. lol. I know, It's against everything in…

Wow, he's taking "lie 'til you die" to another level.

I'm annoyed of your making light of the situation, but at the same time it's fairly funny. I'm torn.

As a non-basketball caring person, the ink comes second only to their hot bodies ;) What's the opposite of mysogynist? I want to be that.

Cutting it in half and rubbing it on in your stainless steel sink works too.

A GIF wasn't annoying enough? You had to give us a link to a GIF?

lol post the tat pic!

Reading this made me really think in depth about how I would feel if I knew for SURE that Beyonce didn't want to be my friend. Wounded. Just...sad....and wounded...

I love the Seminoles. I love football. But if this is the world it creates, we need to stop and think.

Yeah I could see your point then

That was actually the shameful part of this story

Haha, I was thinking the same thing...at what point is homosexuality just accepted and when will people stop feeling the need to wave flags? Maybe they just didn't want it to turn into a gay activist scene, I can understand that. If they were not allowing people to march or something based on what they looked like,…

Although you're right about the holiday possibly having religious sentiment, I think it's outdated. The majority of people out there drinking green beer probably aren't at mass today. Not to mention, the pope has downplayed the sin of homosexuality so much that it's pretty much accepted faith in catholic institutions…