So...let me get this right:

Hand with glove: Does nothing

Hand without glove: Picks up and waves dead rodent in camera lens

Yup...no problem here.

Wow you guys are lucky. We never received any training. We ended up being arseholes all on our own.

Unless Hugh Heffner drives an Excalibur with velour interior.

I love how he just picks up the dead mouse with his bare hand but carefully scoops out all the crud with a gloved hand.

I’ve developed a very ‘hands off’ approach to management, it’s really helped boost productivity and morale. By 'hands off', I mean I use a stick.

Does the dealership have to keep it parked behind a pair of little saloon doors that squeak embarrassingly when you open them?

I believe the honorable Justice Clarence Thomas set the guidelines for appropriate sexual harassment back in the ‘90s.

I suspect that it wouldn’t be the first time someone got a hummer from Dennis Rodman.

Classy AF

I'd buy it for tits and giggles.

Well, yeah, how are you going to know how to praise the secretary for good work without being shown the proper open hand slap on the butt method? Some people know this stuff instinctively, but others don't, and have to be taught these things. I would hate to think that there was a single person in the office who felt…

Tupacs was here before. I don’t recall this one.

They have to train you how to sexually harass? Is there a corporate standard?

yeah this is rob ford’s head on tyrone biggums body levels of CP

Draw a couple dongs on it, and boom, you’ve got equality. Should be good to go then.

50k is actually not a bad price for a low mileage H1

We have sexual harassment training today, I should ask if it would be considered harassment to drive this to work.

This may be the first car I’ve seen on here that actually may come with a crack pipe left from the previous owner.