Apparently mice take a good care of their dwelling.

I actually was heartened to see that old mouse died of natural causes, lying on his back dreaming of the good life he led, safe in the fender of his comfy, rolling universe. Almost brought a tear....

Somewhere, little mice are walking the streets... home wrecker.

This sounds like an old way to fix things that should be in the Boy Scout manual or something like that. But since it’s not, you could probably make some money if you put together a “Fiberglass Repair Kit” and sold it on eBay...although you’d need another name, or people would think that it’s only to repair…

Good thing fiber-fix is only 16x more expensive per inch(yes I did the math and that’s not just a guess)

I thought I made it up - I’ve never seen anyone else do it.

Nah, that’s a commercial for a spray-can rubber sealer... they put a screen door in the bottom of a skiff and covered it with the spray.

I fix things all the time by drilling small holes, sewing it with normal (nylon) sewing thread, and then soaking all the thread with superglue. It’s bulletproof.

I know, right? He must be young. I remember when I used to be able to ask “Who would do something like this?” but now there’s not much that will surprise me, because I’ve seen over and over that people are very stupid. No matter how smart some people are, people are stupid.

What’s so surprising here? We drool over carbon fiber all day long.

I’ve used it, it works. I spent the rest of the day hurling things into walls so I could patch ‘em with FiberFix! FiberFix it! Stronger ‘n steel! Shovel handles, rusty pipes that keep popping new holes in new places eventually the hole damn pipe is gonna be one big length of FiberFix!

You can’t walk into a Lowes without walking by a cardboard display of this stuff. The funniest part is one day I walked in and noticed the cardboard display was creased and bent from excessive weight or falling over. They fixed it with.....duct tape.

Finally, a permanent solution to sexual impotence.

Jordan, Jordan.... One day you’ll buy a house and see what the previous homeowner did. You’ll think back to the comment you posted on August 18th, 2016 and say “some dumb ass actually tried to fix this water pipe with duct tape.”

Sounds like you’ve never been to a trailer park

“[duct tape] keeps the pieces together without actually making things work again - like my birth did with my parents’ marriage.”

Desperate people, who are afraid to let their wives see the plumber.

Next, you’re going to try to tell me that carbon fiber is stronger than toothpicks and bubble gum. I’m not buying it.

...But can you turn a screen door into a boat with it???

The thing I like most about duct tape, is that it won’t stick to duct work.