These cars were even ugly in the 80's.... Have we learned nothing in 30 years?

An aero-bird for $8,500 is crack pipe no matter how you slice it. After reading the description, I was surprised at how much closer to nice price it felt.

The cocaine usually gets in my mustache more than on my nose. What kind of animal sticks his nose in his blow?

For me, no. Not a chance. However, if you are really into the eighties then wipe the cocaine off your nose and go make a bid.It is obviously for the 80s aficionado, it is so eighties it hurts and if that is your thing then it is in the area.

But it’s still plastidip.

Squids are not wearing $1000 helmets. Their bikes barely cost $1000 because they got a good deal on one with a salvage title.

But I still see squids with $1000 helmets wearing muscle shirts and flip flops. I guess I know why I am still alive.

...and it gives your thigh muscle a rest. Lol.

I don’t care how much worse they are for seeing behind you, fender mirrors are beautiful.

you mean neutral drops in my mustang, while also not attracting the ladies, is bad for my car too? i thought that lurching was just all the hidden power my Sn95 v6 had coming out?

Things you should never do in a CVT vehicle:
1) Drive a CVT vehicle

Looking at what her daily was supposed to be, I think dad paid for them.

Think you gave me an idea for the next Jalopnik poll: What’s the best factory exhaust system?

Looks like the designer hit up his local Pep Boys for a few of these:

One is sufficient.

Graverobber, your poll left out an option

i dissagree

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