Considering my enormous success in taking several teams to Super Bowl victories there SHOULD be some kind of shrine or memorial, but whenever I brought it up the R.A. told me to stop being a dumb ass.

“Incel”, I had to look that one up. Boy, is the projection strong in these sad little boys...

Tavarish. Tavarish is not to like. He could go any time and the place would be better for it. Why buy X when you could buy Y? Here’s everything that went wrong on my old car. What next? Guess what I had for dinner? Rate my poo after driving for 3 hours?

If you think that’s awesome you should see the Post-It Notes that chronicle the seasons of Techmo Super Bowl that I played when I lived at Moore Hall at K-State in 1993-94.

THIS !!! Right Here !! it’s like a kind of peer pressure I think. You are either with us or against us. It’s stupid.

Teenagers? Nah, we a bunch of olds.

We Americans don't really grasp the complexity of monarchic bureaucracy.

Nah, I geniunly enjoy Deadspin and Sploid. I mean the main Gawker site is an absolute shit show, but i go there to laugh at “tolerant” people. I also visit to see how many anti Trump posts come up each day, because they are part of the reason he is so popular, free advertising.

Why is there no middle ground in anything anymore? You either have to be a superfan or a hater.

Not your problem, I’d just rather read and dicuss car stuff instead about how annother site’s commenters hate this website.

I bet his dad works at nintendo and gets all the games before they’re released for free.

About 50 here, variety is good!

Just because it has a kernel of truth doesn’t mean it’s necessarily a negative.

“Jalopnik caters to incels in their early-20s who are saving for a 200k mile WRX or Miata.”

No one knows for sure, but I am preparing a Kickstarter page to buy the site just in case.

I can’t argue with the guy that says it’s “ludacris”

Apparently you guys talk about dukes and duchesses a lot. Who knew?

There’s at least some truth to almost every single one of those statements. I still love it here though, warts and all. I would be sad if Jalopnik stopped existing.

I’ve always been here for “twice the duchy remarks” other sites never provided.

And kinja blows. It’s ugly and terribly coded.