why did so many $$$$ Italian cars back then have tail lights which look like they were bought from the bin at O’Reilly?

Most boring tail lights ever?

Needs more giant, useless rear wing.

Yes, I would like a side of cocaine with my cocaine, and two more shots of cocaine for extra punch per sip.

Lesbian Accountants buy Subaru’s

Hahah yeah it looks like he bedazzled the lights

Except that, in the case of lesbian accountants, SL stands for Subaru Legacy.

(whispers) Is it OK if we watch them,uh,account?

That exactly this after ready the ridiculousness... You deserve more stars.

that home-made led daytime lights system is horrible.

But those headlights! I went NP too, and if I bought this old girl, those lights would be the first thing to go.

NP. Seeing as he has 2 other Benzes under car covers in his driveway, I’m going to take this guy’s word for it that this has been babied.

Are you saying we can't have lesbian accountants? You know lesbians can be accountants now, right? And that they can buy their own cars? Some lesbian accountants even buy their own SLs, fulfilling a dual stereotype. Take your micro-aggressions somewhere else, bro. It's 2016.

17 year old Benz with 114k on the odd? No thanks, all those electronic goodies have to be going to shit by now.

10% of its original price tag... and yet still not low enough for me to bite the bullet.

You begrudgingly accept his prosperity-gospel-lite notion that all of his outward displays of Christianity will bless him with success

Ironic that the conservative/fuck being PC NASCAR crowd would get so offended

ricky bobby is basicaly 50% of all my nascar knowledge, maybe more.

Big American F1 fan. Never was a NASCAR fan. I tried giving the Daytona 500 another shot this year, but wow. The race appeared to be an even 3-way split between actual racing, caution flags, and commercial breaks. About six different drivers led at one point during the final lap. Which made me think, what was the…