In NJ you can’t leave your vehicle idle for more than 3 minutes except for police K-9 units, maybe these dogs were undercover?

They’re already sovereign territory of Arkansas, isn’t that pretty much the same thing?

Once we left our 2 dachshunds and keys in the car while unloading trash at our township’s dump. It didn’t take more than 5 min for them to lock us out of our Mercury, a 98 Tracer wagon. Luckily it only took 5 more min to get them to unlock.

Crown Vic master race!

in fairness there is no such thing as a clothed gator

with the most teeth and the least tattoos too!

That would have involved a couple of ‘gators. Naked, drunk ‘gators.

I vote all WalMart stores and their surrounding parking lots become territories of Florida, much like US Embassies are US soil despite being physically located other countries. That would make all of the ridiculous shit that happens there much easier to explain.

The brake interlock cable could be loose or broken. Or the inhibitor switch could be broken and the parking pawl was not set even though the lever was in park. Or the parking pawl was worn or broken. These possibilities are why we all set the parking brake whenever the vehicle is parked, right? Also, standing, or the…

They thought they could sneak over to Petco for some free samples...

Some dogs are better drivers than others.

Unless it was a dogleg manual.

And the best looking.

This is why you get a manual. Dogs can’t operate clutches, and even if the could they couldn’t get it into first or at the very least second.

Locals stunned.

There were two dogs, teamwork duh.

Old Crown Vic. might not have even had that feature. Even if it did, that car looks like it might be well used. Things wear out.

Ha ha... My dog learned how to use the horn. Not as bad as driving into a Walmart, but definitely kept me from leaving her in the car. Even just a quick dash inside to pay and she’d start honking!

I’m shocked that this story didn’t take place in Florida

Of course the dog was the smartest person at Walmart.