(and possibly facing an industry ban)

I kinda agree with you when it comes to cars that just race in an oval or drag racing—that shit’s boring. Gimmie some WRC and GRC ‘cause that shit’s WAY more exciting than watching someone drive in circles or for 3 seconds in a straight line.

I use that quote so often that one of my friends will punch me in the shoulder if he even thinks that I’m going to say it.

I don’t know if any of you’ve heard of the Video Toaster, but it was invented in my town and the owner drove a red NSX, so actually seeing one of those driving around my crappy town when I was a preteen and teenager was pretty cool.

Yep. “The Cloud” is just someone else’s computer.

Probably had to do that to mount the spare tire on the back. They couldn’t center it without making the door enormous and if they did two 50/50 doors the tire would probably stick out on the driver’s side.

I love Isuzu Troopers. That’s what an SUV should look like—big and boxy with the spare tire on the back.

Never had one, never will!

She’s 44, looks that rough, and didn’t already have HIV. I would have guessed from looking at that pic that she had full-blown AIDS.

From Jason Torchinsky’s investigation into Hennessey Performance

Those are some deliciously pothole-free streets! My town is so damn bad that the cops’ll pull you over if you’re NOT swerving around your lane! Are all Arizona streets that nice since they don’t have winter?

It’s important to gain experience attempting to murder one or two pedestrians or cyclists at a time. Too many Mustang owners think that just because they have several hundred horsepower under the hood that they can immediately start mowing down crowds of people. It doesn’t work that way! You’ve gotta work your way up…

The title makes complete sense and it IS confusing, because it’s a confusing concept. It’s correct, but most people will think it’s a typo.

Suzuki had the same problem.

How is it sexist to have gift ideas that a person would be interested in? Men like to use tools—how is that sexist? Women like jewelry, and that’s what they had for their Mother’s Day deals:

How is it sexist to have gift ideas that a person would be interested in? Men like to use tools—how is that sexist?…

So are they finally admitting that they’re a taxi company or are they gonna keep ignoring the law?

Isn’t it more likely that this whole thing was just a couple of white knights trying to save a damsel in distress, but the white knights were actually socially-awkward idiots who jumped in where they weren’t wanted?

I’d love to have easily changeable door card inserts. It would be completely simple for auto makers to do it and it’d be an easy new revenue source. I’d love it if they did that and shipped new cars without front seats and gave car buyers a choice of two or three seats as well as the option to upgrade to better seats.

Everything about that car is WTF? but I wonder why they went with the tiny chain steering wheel? It’s just as hilarious as the rest of the car, but it just doesn’t fit.

I would love to have that in my living room! That thing is amazing! You put that next to an Eames lounge chair and it’d look fabulous.