Agreed.

I’d buy a pitcher of beer and ask him to tell me stories of his adventures on the highways.

Thank you. This thread needed more comments like that one.

I wish this thread had more comments like that one. I really did laugh out loud when I read it.

That comment deserves more stars.

How is there any debate? There’s video proof and the words of the guy shooting the video that says the Z driver was intentionally driving slow in the left lane to piss off the pickup driver. Without video or if it started later there could be some debate, but the Z was obviously the instigator. The pickup driver was…

If someone’s tailgaiting you, speed up or get out of the way.

I wish that more people were commenting on that, because I don’t know anyone who ever took Google+ seriously or even bothered registering for one until they combined it with YouTube registration. I guess that Facebook needs to take all competitors seriously, but that one never seemed serious.

Danny DeVito really is an underappreciated American legend. He’s great in every tv show and movie that he makes, and he makes them better just by being there.

This is a few years old, but I wonder if makeup can still fool the software.

let’s reminisce about how far the mighty have fallen.

I’d be willing to bet that this guy was a well-known asshole at his local McDonald’s before he ever thought of this lawsuit.

But blocking traffic by going slow in the left lane is a quintessential American activity! Why should he be denied that right?!

There’s an Arby’s next to my high school (I graduated a long time ago) and during lunch the only people who ate there were freshmen who didn’t have cars or didn’t have friends with cars, so the inside was always packed and the drive-thru was always empty, but they would never let anyone use the drive-thru without a…

I think that we’ve just found David Tracy’s new assignment for Jalopnik. The only question is two Cherokees or a Cherokee and a Wrangler.

Who was that woman at the winner’s circle with him that looked exactly like Florence Henderson (Mrs. Brady from “the Brady Bunch”)? Was that the winner’s mom or was that really Mrs. Brady?

I don’t mean this in a bad way, but it looks like an adult in a child’s toy car. That thing is terrifyingly tiny. I see a driver, engine, and four wheels but it doesn’t even look like there’s any place for a gas tank. It also looks like his feet are out in front of the front axle, so that would make it feel even…

I don’t remember anything else about it, but when I was in grade school in the 80's we did a musical program where part of the performance was a part of a song or an entire song about Newton, and that’s still the first thing that pops into my head when I hear or read his name. The only part of the song that I remember…

The doors are really the only selling point on this car for me, so I voted CP. It might be a NP, but not for me. For $27k I’d buy a new base-level Fiat 124 Spider and have a much better driving experience, since I wouldn’t have any anxiety about putting miles on it or worry about an accident (as much).

Yeah, I was hoping for jokes along the lines of women justifying being sluts as a way to prove that they’re fertile. I can’t put it together, but there’s gotta be a good joke that can be made from those ingredients.