That comment deserves more stars.

How is there any debate? There’s video proof and the words of the guy shooting the video that says the Z driver was intentionally driving slow in the left lane to piss off the pickup driver. Without video or if it started later there could be some debate, but the Z was obviously the instigator. The pickup driver was…

If someone’s tailgaiting you, speed up or get out of the way.

Danny DeVito really is an underappreciated American legend. He’s great in every tv show and movie that he makes, and he makes them better just by being there.

let’s reminisce about how far the mighty have fallen.

I’d be willing to bet that this guy was a well-known asshole at his local McDonald’s before he ever thought of this lawsuit.

But blocking traffic by going slow in the left lane is a quintessential American activity! Why should he be denied that right?!

There’s an Arby’s next to my high school (I graduated a long time ago) and during lunch the only people who ate there were freshmen who didn’t have cars or didn’t have friends with cars, so the inside was always packed and the drive-thru was always empty, but they would never let anyone use the drive-thru without a…

I think that we’ve just found David Tracy’s new assignment for Jalopnik. The only question is two Cherokees or a Cherokee and a Wrangler.

Who was that woman at the winner’s circle with him that looked exactly like Florence Henderson (Mrs. Brady from “the Brady Bunch”)? Was that the winner’s mom or was that really Mrs. Brady?

I don’t mean this in a bad way, but it looks like an adult in a child’s toy car. That thing is terrifyingly tiny. I see a driver, engine, and four wheels but it doesn’t even look like there’s any place for a gas tank. It also looks like his feet are out in front of the front axle, so that would make it feel even…

The doors are really the only selling point on this car for me, so I voted CP. It might be a NP, but not for me. For $27k I’d buy a new base-level Fiat 124 Spider and have a much better driving experience, since I wouldn’t have any anxiety about putting miles on it or worry about an accident (as much).

Yeah, I was hoping for jokes along the lines of women justifying being sluts as a way to prove that they’re fertile. I can’t put it together, but there’s gotta be a good joke that can be made from those ingredients.

That fits precisely into the “I did not want to appear weak” category. If it was a Venn Diagram it would just be a circle.

The Ferrari mythos creates high expectations, and that makes the Mondial somewhat disappointing.

This has always been a legal defense in Russia, right? But legal or not, “I did not want to appear weak” is probably the excuse for 96% of all of the stupid shit done in the world by men. I’m not sure if there’s an equivalent for women.

Have you ever been in a civic on the highway?

The pop-up headlights are one of the best parts of the Miata. All of the generations of Miata without them just don’t look right, and I really don’t like the new headlights.

Great. Now I need to decide what to bump off of my Top 10 List of what I’m going to buy when I win the lottery.

It was a joke about ripping-off environmentally conscious people by over charging them for old technology and calling it new.