This thread needs more comments like that.

It could have been America’s Sweetheart, Jodi Sweetin down there

not these guys and people like them. Basically their kids.

There’s a sweet one on my local Craigslist. Brown with a manual tranny, and only $850!

You’re car isn’t a special snowflake and neither are you! I WANT A DIVORCE!

I don’t know what this is, but it fits wit the theme:

You’d think so, but no. Here in America walking is for losers and prostitutes.

Unfortunately it’s in Topeka, Kansas, but my local track is a financial mess and recently sold for only $2.5 million. It’s got a drag strip (one of the fastest in the world, with multiple records set there), a road course, dirt track, and a couple dozen acres of land to go with it. I was hoping that some rich guy or…

The other guy was buying snow tires in a grocery store parking lot from some Craigslist weirdo in a van! How do you think he felt? ;)

Add my name to the list of people who got fooled by the “White Van Speaker Scam.” It happened to me about 15 years ago too, and when I got home and looked them up on the internet I realized that I got ripped off. I gave the guy $200 for them and he gave me a bottle of Grolsch beer (one of the bigger ones, with the…

I think that the fact that they tried to ship it out legally instead of just sticking it inside of a container shows that the current buyer and seller didn’t know that it was stolen.

The A/C is also said to be working, Ice cold in fact

We really do need a “Boo, that was a horrible joke” button here at Jalopnik. A thumbs-down would be too much and a star just doesn’t cut it.

That seems like an unnecessarily dickish reply that doesn’t have anything to do with my question. Maybe you woke up in a bad mood, I don’t know. But I specifically mentioned that it couldn’t be used near populated areas but it might be useful when driving from city to city, and are deer strikes a problem in your…

these drivers are better than that.

I wonder if this could help to prevent cars from hitting deer and other large animals? Part of the problem seems to be the “freeze in the headlights” thing, so if they can eliminate that would it help? It couldn’t be used near populated areas, but when you’re driving from city to city in the midwest there’s a lot of…

We had a gaggle of Mustangs in a parking garage today. And not a single one crashed.

What if I just go around switching them all instead?

My next-door neighbor has a silver convertible 350z and it really is a beautiful car. I’m surprised that the convertible doesn’t get more love around here since everyone loves the Miata so much.

Great cars, and yet another one that’s hard to find in stock condition.