I hope that your belt breaks on the side of the road somewhere and that I drive by and can offer my spare

I’d never buy a car from myself, I’ve seen the way I drive.

Those are all good suggestions that I hope that he will start using. The “buy a Ferrari for less than a Kia” articles are fun once or twice, but more realism would actually be more entertaining for me.

I complain a lot about cars today all looking alike, but as I look back through the years it seems like car design has always been like that.

I’m shocked that there aren’t any memes about it yet. I was expecting this comment thread to have at least a few, and I’m disappointed.

If that’s true, then I accept my fate.

White is not a good color on that car. Red would get a NP from me, but white gets a CP.

What would need to be pixelated?

That really is the only appropriate response to this mess.

Came here for this .gif and now I’m happy.

Cats love bathrooms. It’s weird, but all of the cats that I had growing up and while on my own have loved the bathroom whether people are in there or not. My last cat hated it when I would go into the bathroom and close the door, and he would claw at the door really fast and hard so he shook the door until I would let…

Actually, it’s more like the good guys decided to buy some of their own nannies. Nothing gets laws passed faster than a bribe campaign contribution.

they also put the engine in the back of a Pontiac and called it the “Fiero” and no one would call that exotic.

Exactly. Leather seats suck all of the heat out of your body in the winter and blister your skin with burns in the summer. They look great, but they’re terrible to have.

I thought that Subaru always had their shit together.

That’s a great example of why it’d be great if Jalopnik would have a blog for car selling. No dealers or car flippers, just a place where Jalop readers can try to sell their car to someone who would appreciate it.

Maybe that’s technically true, but not according to the carbuying public. For them, it happened sometime in the very late 80’s or early 90’s, because I remember when I was in grade school in the 80’s the only families who had SUV’s were white trash who had Suburbans or Boy Scout troop leaders who had Cherokees.

99% of the time that’s true for me, but since this one’s food-related it’s got a good chance of making it into that 1%.

Wow! That’s a LOT of useful info! This is getting bookmarked and I’m sure that I’ll come back to it again and again.

No cocaine? How can a Florida man with three naked women not have a large amount of cocaine?